A totally brainless brawler with no variety whatsoever. There are, I'll admit, enough unique attacks to make this game good cathartic fun for 10 minutes or so, but I just wish it had even the slightest amount of depth. There's no way I would ever bother to play long enough to unlock all of the upgrades.
Also, the Yao Ming and Forever Alone faces are stupid and overused, but that's another matter entirely.
The graphical style is excellent, but I'm pretty sure NG frowns upon releasing alpha builds in the Games Portal. Post this again once you've put more work into it- it's very promising!
I like it, but the level generation is problematic at times. I had some trouble finding which way to go.
And it'd be nice if there was a wider viewing area- the shadowy effect seemed pointless, and inaccurate to the ZX Spectrum style that you're emulating. Also, the music cuts out after a while.
Too simple, and it could use some sound. Its premise is amusing though.
Alright, worms! I've got a lot of time to spend, and I don't want it wasted! Now go make something that impresses the hell out of me, and I MIGHT give you 3 stars! Make the best damn thing I've ever seen, and you get 4! What? 5 stars? BWAHAHA! DREAM ON!
Age 29, Male
Joined on 12/15/07
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